A man who calls himself ‘dirty Batman’ has gotten revenge on his neighbour – when they constantly had dog poo left outside their home, he decided to leave his own mucky treat at the offender’s doorway.
Sean Miller first noticed there was an issue when another neighbour put signs up, hoping to put an end to the behaviour.
But with the situation continuing to be… er, ‘messy’, 44-year-old Sean decided to go rogue, waiting for the culprit before following him and his two dogs back home.
Sean took the law into his own hands. Credit: Kennedy
He later returned to the guilty party’s home in Hackney, East London, at 2am, taking a Sainsbury’s carrier bag with him, that contained his own poo.
He laid it on the floor with a message attached to a cocktail stick, even gifting the offender a roll of dog poo bags.
I’ll let that sink in a moment.
His note was a stark warning to the man, saying that their behaviour was thoughtless, and warning that ‘to avoid any further presents coming back’, they’d need to pick up the poo.
He shared the warning to Facebook, claiming there had been no poo left since July, when he took matters into his own hands.
Credit: Kennedy
Sean said: “Obviously my neighbour’s signs didn’t deter the person [from letting his dogs go to the toilet outside his house].
“So one night I saw the man, followed him to find the block he lived in and I marked that down.
“I checked there was no CCTV because you wouldn’t want to be caught doing something like that, and then I knew it would look pretty normal wearing a mask like a ninja now anyway.
“Then one night after having a nice meal, I let one out. It wasn’t as impressive as one of my usual ones, but I left it there [outside their door, along with] the poo bags so they had no excuse.
“I felt like a bit of a hero afterwards, and it’s a bit like I’m Dirty Batman, you know ‘clearing the streets of dog sh*t, one sh*t at a time’.
“It’s been one of them things that’s been on my mind for a while and so at least it got it out of my mind – and got it out of my body as well. If there’s a positive out of it, that’s a bonus.”
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The message on the note left with his waste said: “For the tramp with the two dogs.
“You have been leaving your dog s*** outside people’s homes. As you have been so generous, I thought I’d leave you a present back.
“Please use the enclosed poo bags to avoid any further presents coming back to you. Don’t blame the wrong person for this.”
Sean said soiling the offender’s shared entrance meant there could have been a ‘few innocent people’ affected by the stunt.
However he hopes they’d notice who owned the dogs and pass on his sentiments.
Credit: Kennedy
Sean’s Facebook post said: “For a while there has been someone on my road that lets his dogs s*** outside someone’s house on my road and doesn’t pick it up.
“They do it at the front of my place too, but it’s on a bushy bit that nobody really goes on, so it doesn’t really affect me or my neighbours.
“But this person that lives in the other place has been putting more and more signs up saying ‘not to let your dogs foul (s***) here’ and then pictures of the dog in the red circle. And there’s always sh*t at the front of his house.
“So about a week ago I wrote a note on a bit of card, stuck some doggy poo bags to it and made a home made present.
“I placed the present outside the dog owners door, put the card with the poo bags on a stick and stuck it in the present.
“I took a photo. I censored the real present with an emoji of the same thing. I don’t want to make a habit of putting photos of my personal wastage on social media.
“But I am curious. Was it a bad/wrong thing I done? There was nobody to talk normal sense to me at the time.”
Good question, pal.
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