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76 Hilarious Before And After Photos Of How Life Changes After Having Kids (New Pics)

Children are one of the greatest joys in life. A new life begins when you start raising children and creating beautiful, new memories together as a family. However, it’s not without its challenges and compromises though.

@GotToddlered has over 88K followers on Instagram and shows the messy but hilarious reality of what happens when kids take over your life. The photos shared here contrast the Insta-photos of parents in their pre-children prime with the now. Although they were once young, attractive, and without a care in the world, these adults now have to contend with chaotic tiny humans instead. But they see the lighter side of it all though.

See Bored Panda’s favorite picks from the page and vote for the funniest ones too. When you’re done, check out more times that adults got toddlered on our site too!

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From Bedroom Eyes To Butt Face

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Before: I Wanna Dance With Somebody! After: Not Like That

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From Rock God To Pretty Little Princess!

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From Grabbing Nips To Grabbing Naps. Weekends Sure Have Changed!

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From Ducklips To Feetface

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This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done. All Joking Aside, This Guy Is A Champ And A Half! Giving Us Dads A Good Name!

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#7

From Sailing Away To Lost At Sea

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#9

Before And After Having Children

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#10

From Lip Bite To Lip Pull

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#11

From Blissed To Pissed!

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#12

Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen

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#13

Guys, If I’m Gonna Restart This Account You Can’t Send Me Bulls**t Photos Like This. There Is No Way That’s Joshuadellis In Both Pictures. At Least Try To Be Realistic Next Time! (No Hard Feelings, Joshua!)

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#14

He’s Not Smiling Now. And Look At The Kid Playing Dumb!

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#15

I Don’t Even Have A Joke. I Hate It Here

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#16

From Prost To Toast. From German To Squirmin’. From Chug To Rug. From Bust To Dust. Do Any Of These Work? From Oktoberfest To Needs Some Rest

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#17

From So Focused And Organized And Together To Googling “What Day Is It?” And “Can Parenthood Kill You?”

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#18

From Duckface To Yuckface

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#19

A Fresh ‘Do Is No Match For A Fresh 2yo

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#20

From Falling Down To Lifting Up

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#21

When Doublefisting Goes Wrong

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#22

From Running Marathons To Running After A Half-Naked Toddler Before He Pees Everywhere

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She Shook Her All Night Long. And Not In A Good Way. (Respect For The Little Girl’s Al Bundy Move!) #wcw #gottoddlered #cosleepingproblems #cosleepingmama #cosleeping #acdc

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#24

From Sunbathing To Bear Hugging, Relaxing Changes When You Have Kids

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#25

From Working It To Overworked. The Change In Footwear Tells The Whole Story

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#26

She Used To Make Her Own Duck Lips

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#27

From Looking Sharp To Looking Sharpied!

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#28

On The Plus Side, The Stickers Hide His Wrinkles!

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#29

Wow, She Really Misses Those Balloons! (And Probably Also The Life She Had Before Kids)

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#30

What’s The Opposite Of Happily Ever After?

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#31

This Is Literally The Coolest Cat I’ve Ever Seen. If I Were That Kid I Would Not Put Another Sticker On Him Or He Might Sit There And Take It!

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#32

Before And After Having Children

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#33

There’s No Crying In Baseball And There Are No Sexy Costumes In Parenthood!

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#34

From Camera-Ready To “Get That Goddamn Camera Away From Me!”

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#35

A Cautionary Tale About Double-Fisting

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#36

From Selfie To “Help Me!”

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#37

From Looking Chic In Gay Paree To About To Shriek If The Kid Goes Pee

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#38

Pop Quiz, Hotshot: Which One Of These Situations Is More Relaxing?

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#39

Isn’t Mom The One Who Should Be Screaming?

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#40

Life’s A Beach, Then You Cry

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#41

Somebody Needs To Carpe This Effing Baby From Me So I Can Sit Down For A Goddamn Minute!

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#42

From Champ To Chump!

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#43

From All Dressed Up And Ready To Go To Someone Please Get Me The Hell Out Of Here!

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#44

From Living The Good Life To “What Happened To My Life?!”

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#45

From Getting S**tfaced To Getting Buttfaced

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#46

Ruh-Roh!

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#47

Let’s Be Honest, This Smug Pup Deserves To Be Taken Down A Notch!

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#48

If Only The Order Of These Pics Were Reversed!

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#49

From Queen Of The (Wicker) Throne To Being Ridden Like Drogon

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#50

Like Father Like Son

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#51

Can’t Stop The Moonlight! Or The Spit-Up!

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#52

He Was Ready To Take A Bite Out Of Life And Then His Kids Sucked The Life Out Of Him

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#54

Who Needs Overalls When Your Kid Is All Over You?

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#55

From Sexy Mouse To Angry Mom. It’s The Circle Of Life

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#56

Even Her Kid Is Shocked By This Transformation And She Caused It!

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#57

Before: Bring It On, Life! I Can Take It!after: Well S**t

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#58

Oh You’re Smiling? Not On My Watch!

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#59

From Painting The Town Red To Sleeping Like The Dead

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#60

New Year’s Eve Is A Little Different These Days, But Don’t Lie, Sometimes You Kinda Wish You’d Fallen Asleep Before Putting That Mustache On

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#61

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta… Get At Least One Night’s Good Sleep Wtf I’m So Tired Help Me!

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#62

From Footloose And Fancy Free To Weighed Down And Unable To Move. Hopeful Young Him Did Not See This Coming!

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#63

From Dancing Like No One Is Watching To Having No Idea What The Hell Is Happening

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#64

From All Done Up To Completely Fed Up

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#65

Who’s Laughing Now?! (Not Her, For Obvious Reasons.)

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#66

From Noice To Rice (Cake)

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#67

From Speed Racer To Driving Miss Daisy

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#68

What Does It Say About Parenthood That He Looks Happier In The Second Photo, Covered In Puke?

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#69

From Pinup To Pinned Down

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#70

Hahaha I Guess Blondes Do Have More Fun. At Least Until They Have Kids Of Their Own!

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#71

The Path Was Much Easier To Walk When You Didn’t Have Anything To Carry

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#72

From Business Man To Boss Baby

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#73

From Cheers To Fears And Tears And Swears And Something About Shitty Diapers And Gross Spit-Up That Doesn’t Rhyme With Cheers!

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#74

Those Lounge Chairs Used To Be Relaxing. Now They’re Carpools

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#75

Basic Training Has Nothing On Potty Training. Or Parenting In General. Thank You For Your Service! Sorry About Your Neck

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#76

From A Mona Lisa Smile To Some Serious Mom Side-Eye

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