Hey Pandas, Share A Totally Fake Story

So yesterday I was taking a walk and Elon Musk came up to me and asked me for advice on a new spacecraft design he was working on. Using my extremely limited knowledge of rocket science, I was able to help him fix the problem. He was so grateful that he invited me to his house and I got to eat dinner with him and his family. Then he let me meet the astronaut of my choice. Of course I picked Jim Lovell, so Elon (we’re on such close terms that I can call him by his first name) got him to come up and we talked for a bit. Jim made me sign a napkin so he could take it home and frame it and show it to everyone. Also, Elon gave me $5,000,000 as a thank you gift.

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I’m a sun summoner that can kill you by looking at you oh and my parents dies when I was four and I lived on my own and my mum told me to protect my one year old brother but he drowned also i have a wolf that I can pull inside my brain and when she’s inside my brain I get a tattoo of a wolf all across one side of my face oh and also my best friend died when we where seven and saving a Prince form being kidnapped and killed and im a princess… Yeh I’m pretty messed up

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Just the other day I was at school and ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR walked in and came up to me in my class. He said, “You have a pretty face. Would you be interested in being an actress?” Of course I said yes, so now I’m living it up in LA after leaving my family since they disapproved. I’m also like best friends with Zendaya now.

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